What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 14:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

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They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

share office space ...

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Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

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So they tried

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

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Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

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Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

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